Chess Criminal

As I came into the bedroom
I saw the chessboard laid out on the floor
Then she came in through the window
Much more dramatic than the door
She played her white pawn first.
I could see that the game was cursed.
So I matched her, with my black pawn.
But inside I felt torn

Was I playing to her strategy her strategy, her strategy ?
Does this game really matter, really matter actually?
Should I have played my castle, my castle, deviously?
Was I playing to her strategy her strategy, her strategy?
Does this game really matter, really matter actually?
Should I have played my castle, my castle, deviously?

How am I meant to, pull the moves out of her mind
Maybe she'll move her knight, just to be kind
But then the chessboard, took on a kind of, symmetry
And she took the, took the, opportunity
She took my bishop and my queen. and checkmated me
I saw her queen but it was too late too late for me
Not a checkmate not a checkmate. It couldn't be
The feeling of dark depression, it overcame me.

I was hit by..
I was struck by....
THE CHESS CRIMINAL


Was I playing to her strategy her strategy, her strategy ?
Does this game really matter, really matter actually?
Should I have played my castle, my castle, deviously?
Was I playing to her strategy her strategy, her strategy
Does this game really matter, really matter actually
Should I have played my castle, my castle, deviously?

So I tried to move my King out
But he was stuck there on the black square
Nearly all my pieces gone - eradication
Her eyes see the chess board - determination

How am I meant to, pull the moves out of her mind
Maybe she'll move her knight, just to be kind
But then the chessboard, took on a kind of, symmetry
And she took the, took the, opportunity
She took my bishop and my queen. and checkmated me
I saw her queen but it was too late too late for me
Not a checkmate not a checkmate. It couldn't be
The feeling of dark depression, it overcame me.

Okay, I Want Everybody To Clear The Area Right Now!

AAow!
Was I playing to her strategy?
I don't know!
Her strategy, strategy strategy?
I don't know!
Maybe she'll move her knight, just to be kind
I don't know!
But then the chessboard, took on a kind of, symmetry
I don't know!
And she took the, took the, opportunity
I don't know!
She took my bishop and my queen. and checkmated me
I don't know!
I saw her queen but it was too late too late for me
I don't know!
Not a checkmate not a checkmate. It couldn't be
I don't know!
The feeling of dark depression, it overcame me.
Pawn gone it baby!

And fade to black.......

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