Hello.
Welcome to our page.
We're so glad that you could come.
We hope you'll have a hoot,
We hope you'll have some fun.
Sit back.
Put your feet up and relax.
Maybe have a drink or three.
The more you drink,
The better this will seem.
And if you are offended by strong language,
It doesn't really appear much,
So you're probably fine :)
But if you're offended by blasphemy,
Well that's another story...
(Well it's not that bad to be honest, but we make our views clear...)
So maybe you'd better chuff off the page!
We wouldn't want to offend you too badly...
Hi, we are the Trons
We (try) to write funny songs and sing,
But if you don't think our songs are funny,
Then we respect your right,
To think exactly what you like,
But don't complain because you were the one who chose to look at this page...
(And if you got this song reference... you are one of us )
Bonjour!
French - cos we is well cultured innit. Well actually, we are. I went to an opera once, which was sung in Italian (obviously), with German subtitles. I'll give you a minute to marvel at my skill there...
So. You came onto this page expecting what exactly? Genuine question there, incase you suspected sarcasm. This blog is a completely pointless waste of your time. Enjoy :)
