Hey where did we go,
Days when the cafe was closed
Down in the common room,
Trying not to be too morose,
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Skipping and a jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our homework already overdue
My green eyed twin,
You my green eyed twin.
Whatever happened
To Tuesday and so slow
Sitting outside in the sun,
Listening to the radio
Out in the sunlight laughing,
Marvelling at how you’re so tall,
Slowly going crazy,
No homework done at all, with you
My green eyed twin
You my green eyed twin
Do you remember when we used to sing,
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da
So hard to find my way,
Now that I'm all on my own.
I saw you just the other day,
My how you have grown,
Cast my memory back to school
Singing songs in the green grass
Behind the sixth form centre with you
My green eyed twin
You my green eyed twin
Do you remember when we used to sing
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da.
Friday 7 May 2010
Internet connection (Picture This - Blondie)
All I want is some internet connection,
What has prompted this technological regression?
All I want is some internet connection, oh-oh
I tried moving next to the window,
Doesn’t seem to have made a difference though,
Try one more minute, then I’ll go, oh yeah
All I want is to connect to a printer
To print my homework preferably before next winter,
All I want is to connect to a printer
Just print this! (My physics questions)
Just print this! Not a ridiculous suggestion
But the internet won’t connect, and I’m starting to get
Slightly annoyed with the whole process oh-oh
Just print this! It shouldn’t be this hard
Just print this! Can’t believe the internet’s barred!
Typed in the password but it still doesn’t work, oh yeah
All I want is to visit one more website
Not too much to ask, I’m being polite
It’s not even very late at night, oh-oh
If you can:
Just print this! (My physics questions)
Just print this! Not a ridiculous suggestion
But the internet won’t connect, and I’m starting to get
Slightly annoyed with the whole process oh-oh
Just print this! It shouldn’t be this hard
Just print this! Can’t believe the internet’s barred!
Typed in the password but it still doesn’t work, oh yeah
Get on with it computer!
Try to do what you used to do yeah
What has prompted this technological regression?
All I want is some internet connection, oh-oh
I tried moving next to the window,
Doesn’t seem to have made a difference though,
Try one more minute, then I’ll go, oh yeah
All I want is to connect to a printer
To print my homework preferably before next winter,
All I want is to connect to a printer
Just print this! (My physics questions)
Just print this! Not a ridiculous suggestion
But the internet won’t connect, and I’m starting to get
Slightly annoyed with the whole process oh-oh
Just print this! It shouldn’t be this hard
Just print this! Can’t believe the internet’s barred!
Typed in the password but it still doesn’t work, oh yeah
All I want is to visit one more website
Not too much to ask, I’m being polite
It’s not even very late at night, oh-oh
If you can:
Just print this! (My physics questions)
Just print this! Not a ridiculous suggestion
But the internet won’t connect, and I’m starting to get
Slightly annoyed with the whole process oh-oh
Just print this! It shouldn’t be this hard
Just print this! Can’t believe the internet’s barred!
Typed in the password but it still doesn’t work, oh yeah
Get on with it computer!
Try to do what you used to do yeah
Sunday 11 April 2010
Tube of Glass (Blondie)
Once I had a chemical and it was a gas
Soon found out, had a tube of acid
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Looked at the pH, it was a lime
Once I had a drug, an amphetamine
Soon found out, it was iodine.
Seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Smoked some of it, didn’t lose my mind
In between
What I find burning and I'm heating up
Science is so confusing there's no peace of mind
If I fear I've lost some gas it’s just no good
My results will be invalid
Once I had a chemical and it was a gas
Soon found out, I had a tube of acid
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
looked at the pH, it was a lime
Lost inside
Various test tubes and I cannot hide
My results don't match but please, I can't say why
I could have made a random error
Yeah, riding high on various fumes
Once I had a chemical and it was a gas
Soon found out, I had a tube of acid
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Looked at the pH, it was a lime
If you want to sing along Karaoke style (but I think this starts from the chorus?!):
Soon found out, had a tube of acid
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Looked at the pH, it was a lime
Once I had a drug, an amphetamine
Soon found out, it was iodine.
Seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Smoked some of it, didn’t lose my mind
In between
What I find burning and I'm heating up
Science is so confusing there's no peace of mind
If I fear I've lost some gas it’s just no good
My results will be invalid
Once I had a chemical and it was a gas
Soon found out, I had a tube of acid
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
looked at the pH, it was a lime
Lost inside
Various test tubes and I cannot hide
My results don't match but please, I can't say why
I could have made a random error
Yeah, riding high on various fumes
Once I had a chemical and it was a gas
Soon found out, I had a tube of acid
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Looked at the pH, it was a lime
If you want to sing along Karaoke style (but I think this starts from the chorus?!):
Found at: FilesTube - Megaupload search
Thursday 8 April 2010
The Physics Theme Tune
Spoken:
At school, I was a geek
And because I was good at physics, they all thought I was a freak!
But listen to these lyrics...
Sung:
I like all science really,
But there’s one thing that I love.
I think it must be physics,
‘Cos I’m in the physics club!
It’s lots of fun for everyone,
Experiment if you dare...
So come along one Monday lunch,
Hope to see you there!
Oh yes physics,
Is physically demanding,
But please don’t worry if at first you find us quite alarming!
We’ll sneak on up behind you and ask
Fancy some physics fun?
Then join the physics club!
That’s what all the cool geeks have done...
Spoken:
One day the teacher came up to me,
In his lab coat and his glasses.
He said “Hey boy! Don’t I teach you,
In two different classes?
You’re pretty good at science,
Well, everything you do!
But the physics club’s recruiting,
And we have chosen... You!”
Sung:
Oh yes physics,
Is physically demanding,
But please don’t worry if at first you find us quite alarming!
We’ll sneak on up behind you and ask
Fancy some physics fun?
Then join the physics club!
That’s what all the cool geeks have done...
We love physics,
It’s so much fun!
Electricity or particles,
Something for everyone!
Just make sure you wear your goggles and coat,
Or god knows what might happen!
Spoken:
*cough cough* um... actually most physicists don’t believe in the popular deity known as “God” by Christians - and various other names by different religions, although based on the same figure – most physicists are in fact agnostic or atheist. Just thought I’d point that out... Carry on...
Sung:
Oh yes physics,
Is physically demanding,
But please don’t worry if at first you find us quite alarming!
We’ll sneak on up behind you and ask
Fancy some physics fun?
Then join the physics club!
That’s what all the cool geeks have done...
At school, I was a geek
And because I was good at physics, they all thought I was a freak!
But listen to these lyrics...
Sung:
I like all science really,
But there’s one thing that I love.
I think it must be physics,
‘Cos I’m in the physics club!
It’s lots of fun for everyone,
Experiment if you dare...
So come along one Monday lunch,
Hope to see you there!
Oh yes physics,
Is physically demanding,
But please don’t worry if at first you find us quite alarming!
We’ll sneak on up behind you and ask
Fancy some physics fun?
Then join the physics club!
That’s what all the cool geeks have done...
Spoken:
One day the teacher came up to me,
In his lab coat and his glasses.
He said “Hey boy! Don’t I teach you,
In two different classes?
You’re pretty good at science,
Well, everything you do!
But the physics club’s recruiting,
And we have chosen... You!”
Sung:
Oh yes physics,
Is physically demanding,
But please don’t worry if at first you find us quite alarming!
We’ll sneak on up behind you and ask
Fancy some physics fun?
Then join the physics club!
That’s what all the cool geeks have done...
We love physics,
It’s so much fun!
Electricity or particles,
Something for everyone!
Just make sure you wear your goggles and coat,
Or god knows what might happen!
Spoken:
*cough cough* um... actually most physicists don’t believe in the popular deity known as “God” by Christians - and various other names by different religions, although based on the same figure – most physicists are in fact agnostic or atheist. Just thought I’d point that out... Carry on...
Sung:
Oh yes physics,
Is physically demanding,
But please don’t worry if at first you find us quite alarming!
We’ll sneak on up behind you and ask
Fancy some physics fun?
Then join the physics club!
That’s what all the cool geeks have done...
Wednesday 7 April 2010
Don't Stop Revising!
Just a Biology girlliving in a lonely world
Shes up to midnight revising interphase
Just a physics boy,
Who doesn't treat ball bearings as toys,
He cleaned his braces out with a toooothpick
A teacher in a stuffy staff room
The smell of coffee and cheap pain killers
For a smile they can get past papers
They go on and on and on
Students waiting
Outside the exam room
Their hands shaking in line
Sixth form people
Revising just to get that grade
Hiding beneath their books
Working hard to get my A
Everybody wants the same
Paying anything to get that guide
Another one for the pile
Some will pass, some will bail
Some were always born to fail
And now the exams never end
They go on and on and on
Students waiting
Outside the exam room
Their hands shaking in line
Sixth form people
Revising just to get that grade
Hiding beneath their book
Don't stop trying to revise,
Hold on to that revision guide,
Trigonometric functions
Dont' stop trying to revise,
When procrastination 's gone into overdrive,
Why do you think you earned that good work prize
Don't stop!
If you want to sing along karaoke style:
Ood (Looks Like a Lady)
To the tune of Dude (Looks like a lady) - Aerosmith
Teleported to a ship out in space
Couldn't help but see the look on its face
Waved its tentacles at me
And from that moment on
It was the only thing i see
So never judge a tardis by its cover
Its got an inside like no other
The doctor put me wise to its disguise
It has an inside like venus
Lord, imagine my surprise.
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
Baby, let me take you down
And look at your translation sphere
Baby, let me take you down
And look at your translation sphere
Baby, let me take you down
Ood me, ood me, ood me.
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
If you want to sing along karaoke style:
Teleported to a ship out in space
Couldn't help but see the look on its face
Waved its tentacles at me
And from that moment on
It was the only thing i see
So never judge a tardis by its cover
Its got an inside like no other
The doctor put me wise to its disguise
It has an inside like venus
Lord, imagine my surprise.
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
Baby, let me take you down
And look at your translation sphere
Baby, let me take you down
And look at your translation sphere
Baby, let me take you down
Ood me, ood me, ood me.
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
(That, that) Ood looks like a lady
If you want to sing along karaoke style:
Never Had a Deep Flesh Wound...
To the tune of Never Had a Dream Come True - S Club 7.
Written by: Becca, Katie and Sarah.
Ooh..
Everybody's got something
They had to leave behind
But in my case its a leg
and not something in my mind
Theres no use offering tea or sympathy (or sympathy)
I just want my legs attached to me (attached to me)
Oh this I know is hopeless but I'm still trying to make them grow.
I never had a broken bone
Till that day I was accident prone,
Even though i pretend that im ok
It gets harder to survive each day,
Everytime I fall or slip
I wake up with an IV drip
And I know no matter where life takes me to
A part of me will always be on the M42 (ooooo)
One day in December
I lost my sense of balance
And tripped and sprained all my spine
And now I'm in a wheelchair
Which made it hard to run from the bear
Who grabbed me and attacked me and stole all my hair
Oh this I know is hopeless but I'm still trying to make my hair grow
I didn't think my injuries were fated
Till I ate a malteaser and was asphixiated
Even though I pretend that I'm ok
It gets harder to survive each day
I've never found the words to say
when I lie in the hospital bay
And I know no matter where life takes me to
A part of me will always be-
There will always be blood flowing from my head
(Blood from my head, it wont stop, all the blood)
I'm not sure if I'm alive or if I'm really dead
Theres no use offering tea or sympathy (sympathy)
I just want my legs attached to me (attached to me)
No matter how I try and try
I just can't grow them back
No no no no
Never had a deep flesh wound
Till I raced at castle combe
Even though I pretend that I'm ok
It gets harder to survive each day
I've never found the words to say (words to say)
when I lie in the hospital bay
And no matter where life takes me to
A part of me will always be
A part of me will always be on the M42 (ooooh)
Extended mix options:
Somewhere in my head there is a part of a car
And I can never sneeze
'Cause it might lodge it in too far
Theres no use offering tea or sympathy (or sympathy)
I just want my legs attached to me (attached to me)
Oh this I know is hopeless but I'm still trying to make them grow
Never had a broken bone
Till I drove on the phone
Try and sing along karaoke style:
Written by: Becca, Katie and Sarah.
Ooh..
They had to leave behind
But in my case its a leg
and not something in my mind
Theres no use offering tea or sympathy (or sympathy)
I just want my legs attached to me (attached to me)
Oh this I know is hopeless but I'm still trying to make them grow.
I never had a broken bone
Till that day I was accident prone,
Even though i pretend that im ok
It gets harder to survive each day,
Everytime I fall or slip
I wake up with an IV drip
And I know no matter where life takes me to
A part of me will always be on the M42 (ooooo)
One day in December
I lost my sense of balance
And tripped and sprained all my spine
And now I'm in a wheelchair
Which made it hard to run from the bear
Who grabbed me and attacked me and stole all my hair
Oh this I know is hopeless but I'm still trying to make my hair grow
I didn't think my injuries were fated
Till I ate a malteaser and was asphixiated
Even though I pretend that I'm ok
It gets harder to survive each day
I've never found the words to say
when I lie in the hospital bay
And I know no matter where life takes me to
A part of me will always be-
There will always be blood flowing from my head
(Blood from my head, it wont stop, all the blood)
I'm not sure if I'm alive or if I'm really dead
Theres no use offering tea or sympathy (sympathy)
I just want my legs attached to me (attached to me)
No matter how I try and try
I just can't grow them back
No no no no
Never had a deep flesh wound
Till I raced at castle combe
Even though I pretend that I'm ok
It gets harder to survive each day
I've never found the words to say (words to say)
when I lie in the hospital bay
And no matter where life takes me to
A part of me will always be
A part of me will always be on the M42 (ooooh)
Extended mix options:
Somewhere in my head there is a part of a car
And I can never sneeze
'Cause it might lodge it in too far
Theres no use offering tea or sympathy (or sympathy)
I just want my legs attached to me (attached to me)
Oh this I know is hopeless but I'm still trying to make them grow
Never had a broken bone
Till I drove on the phone
Try and sing along karaoke style:
Tik Tok (Sheldon Cooper)
Wake up in the morning feeling like Sheldon Cooper,
(What up Sheldon)
At 6:30 precisely I'm going to hit the kitchen
(Do it)
After that brush my teeth until they're spotlessly clean
Because my over worked cleanliness gene won't let me do anything less
I’m talking batman socks on my toes, toes,
Folding up all my clothes, clothes,
Nervous twitch in my nose, nose.
Watching anime DVDs,
Star Trek on TV,
Trying to prove string theory...
Tick tock dressed as Spock,
Raj you’re in my spot get up,
Tonight, gonna make antiparticles collide,
No, stop! Spock beats rock!
But paper disproves Spock, oh...
E=Mc2! E=Mc2!
Tick tock dressed as Spock,
Raj you’re in my spot get up,
Tonight, gonna make antiparticles collide,
No, stop! Spock beats rock!
But paper disproves Spock, oh...
E=Mc2! E=Mc2!
Aint got much hair on my head, but got plenty of brains
Hid my money in Green Lantern and got Nimoy's DNA
And now the nerds are lining up ‘cause we've got the new flash
But we kick them to the Romulans unless they've got Batman’s moustache
I’m talking everyone eating Tai,
Remembering 1000 digits of Pi,
Gonna bazinga them ‘cause I’m sly...
Playing retro games,
Finishing college at 10 years of age,
Disproving quantum loop theory is my aiiiiiiiiimmmmm...
Tick tock dressed as Spock,
Raj you’re in my spot get up,
Tonight, gonna make antiparticles collide,
No, stop! Spock beats rock!
But paper disproves Spock, oh...
E=Mc2! E=Mc2!
Tick tock dressed as Spock,
Raj you’re in my spot get up,
Tonight, gonna make antiparticles collide,
No, stop! Spock beats rock!
But paper disproves Spock, oh...
E=Mc2! E=Mc2!
It’s pizza night,
You bought Chinese,
My heart it pounds
As the rate of hormone biosynthesis increases
We play the wii,
Guitar hero,
Mario cart
Or sonic the hedgehog
It’s pizza night,
You bought Chinese,
My heart it pounds
As the rate of hormone biosynthesis increases
We play the wii,
Guitar hero,
Guitar hero...
Now Comicon don’t start til I walk in
Tick tock dressed as Spock,
Raj you’re in my spot get up,
Tonight, gonna make antiparticles collide,
No, stop! Spock beats rock!
But paper disproves Spock, oh...
E=Mc2! E=Mc2!
Tick tock dressed as Spock,
Raj you’re in my spot get up,
Tonight, gonna make antiparticles collide,
No, stop! Spock beats rock!
But paper disproves Spock, oh...
If you want to sing along:
Found at: FilesTube - Megaupload search
Gill Bar - Electric Eel Six
You!
I wanna take you to a gill bar
I wanna take you to a gill bar
I wanna take you to a gill bar, gill bar, gill bar.
Let's start a war, start a dissection war,
At the gill bar, gill bar, gill bar.
Wow!
At the gill bar.
Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any lamellae?
I wanna flow through all your lamellae,
At the gill bar, gill bar, gill bar.
[Pause]
I've got some water to put through you
I've got some water to put through you
I've got some water to put through you
At the gill bar, gill bar, gill bar.
Wow!
You're a fishy star, at the gill bar.
You're a fishy star, at the gill bar.
Yeah! You're a fishy star, at the gill bar.
You're a fishy star, at the gill bar..
Fishy star
Fiishy, fishy, fishy star
I wanna take you to a gill bar
I wanna take you to a gill bar
I wanna take you to a gill bar, gill bar, gill bar.
Let's start a war, start a dissection war,
At the gill bar, gill bar, gill bar.
Wow!
At the gill bar.
Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any lamellae?
I wanna flow through all your lamellae,
At the gill bar, gill bar, gill bar.
[Pause]
I've got some water to put through you
I've got some water to put through you
I've got some water to put through you
At the gill bar, gill bar, gill bar.
Wow!
You're a fishy star, at the gill bar.
You're a fishy star, at the gill bar.
Yeah! You're a fishy star, at the gill bar.
You're a fishy star, at the gill bar..
Fishy star
Fiishy, fishy, fishy star
Chess Criminal
As I came into the bedroomI saw the chessboard laid out on the floor
Then she came in through the window
Much more dramatic than the door
She played her white pawn first.
I could see that the game was cursed.
So I matched her, with my black pawn.
But inside I felt torn
Was I playing to her strategy her strategy, her strategy ?
Does this game really matter, really matter actually?
Should I have played my castle, my castle, deviously?
Was I playing to her strategy her strategy, her strategy?
Does this game really matter, really matter actually?
Should I have played my castle, my castle, deviously?
How am I meant to, pull the moves out of her mind
Maybe she'll move her knight, just to be kind
But then the chessboard, took on a kind of, symmetry
And she took the, took the, opportunity
She took my bishop and my queen. and checkmated me
I saw her queen but it was too late too late for me
Not a checkmate not a checkmate. It couldn't be
The feeling of dark depression, it overcame me.
I was hit by..
I was struck by....
THE CHESS CRIMINAL
Was I playing to her strategy her strategy, her strategy ?
Does this game really matter, really matter actually?
Should I have played my castle, my castle, deviously?
Was I playing to her strategy her strategy, her strategy
Does this game really matter, really matter actually
Should I have played my castle, my castle, deviously?
So I tried to move my King out
But he was stuck there on the black square
Nearly all my pieces gone - eradication
Her eyes see the chess board - determination
How am I meant to, pull the moves out of her mind
Maybe she'll move her knight, just to be kind
But then the chessboard, took on a kind of, symmetry
And she took the, took the, opportunity
She took my bishop and my queen. and checkmated me
I saw her queen but it was too late too late for me
Not a checkmate not a checkmate. It couldn't be
The feeling of dark depression, it overcame me.
Okay, I Want Everybody To Clear The Area Right Now!
AAow!
Was I playing to her strategy?
I don't know!
Her strategy, strategy strategy?
I don't know!
Maybe she'll move her knight, just to be kind
I don't know!
But then the chessboard, took on a kind of, symmetry
I don't know!
And she took the, took the, opportunity
I don't know!
She took my bishop and my queen. and checkmated me
I don't know!
I saw her queen but it was too late too late for me
I don't know!
Not a checkmate not a checkmate. It couldn't be
I don't know!
The feeling of dark depression, it overcame me.
Pawn gone it baby!
And fade to black.......
Try and make our words fit karaoke style!
Found at: FilesTube - rapidshare search
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