The Physics Theme Tune

Spoken:
At school, I was a geek
And because I was good at physics, they all thought I was a freak!
But listen to these lyrics...

Sung:
I like all science really,
But there’s one thing that I love.
I think it must be physics,
‘Cos I’m in the physics club!
It’s lots of fun for everyone,
Experiment if you dare...
So come along one Monday lunch,
Hope to see you there!

Oh yes physics,
Is physically demanding,
But please don’t worry if at first you find us quite alarming!
We’ll sneak on up behind you and ask
Fancy some physics fun?
Then join the physics club!
That’s what all the cool geeks have done...

Spoken:
One day the teacher came up to me,
In his lab coat and his glasses.
He said “Hey boy! Don’t I teach you,
In two different classes?
You’re pretty good at science,
Well, everything you do!
But the physics club’s recruiting,
And we have chosen... You!”

Sung:
Oh yes physics,
Is physically demanding,
But please don’t worry if at first you find us quite alarming!
We’ll sneak on up behind you and ask
Fancy some physics fun?
Then join the physics club!
That’s what all the cool geeks have done...

We love physics,
It’s so much fun!
Electricity or particles,
Something for everyone!
Just make sure you wear your goggles and coat,
Or god knows what might happen!

Spoken:
*cough cough* um... actually most physicists don’t believe in the popular deity known as “God” by Christians - and various other names by different religions, although based on the same figure – most physicists are in fact agnostic or atheist. Just thought I’d point that out... Carry on...

Sung:
Oh yes physics,
Is physically demanding,
But please don’t worry if at first you find us quite alarming!
We’ll sneak on up behind you and ask
Fancy some physics fun?
Then join the physics club!
That’s what all the cool geeks have done...